Keane, my 10 year-old son, wrote this, for which I have zero context at the moment:
A dragon is cute. It farts fire and cats and rainbows.
A cat is dangerous. It breathes burning ninjas and purple velociraptors.
Dinos are funny because they fart prehistoric double rainbows.
Whales are enormous, but sadly they don’t fart. :( But they puke green gorillas and blue cavemen!
Watch Kyran (6 y/o, #15, blue helmet). That’s my boy!
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